Weatherman's Hymn -- Showers of blessings.
Contractor's Hymn -- The Church is one foundation.
The Tailor's Hymn -- Holy, Holy, Holy.
The Golfer's Hymn -- There's a green far away.
The Politician's Hymn -- Standing on the promises!
Optometrist's Hymn -- Open my eyes that I might see.
The IRS Agent's Hymn -- I surrender all.
The Gossip's Hymn -- Pass it on.
The Electrician's Hymn -- Send the Light.
Shopper's Hymn -- Sweet Bye and Bye.
The Realtor's Hymn -- I've got a mansion, just over the hilltop.
The Massage Therapist's Hymn -- He touched me.
The Doctor's Hymn -- The great physician.
And for those who speed on the highway:
55 mph -- God will take care of you.
75 mph -- Nearer my God to thee.
85 mph -- This world is not my home.
95 mph -- Lord, I'm coming home.
100 mph -- Precious memories.
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.
--Submitted by Glenda Wyer
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