Saturday, November 17, 2012

Jack Remembers -- Just Send a Check

When I was a kid growing up in Eastern Jackson County, two factions fought over control of Jackson County and all the patronage jobs, plus other benefits. They were the Tom Pendergast’s faction , called the Goats, and Joe Shannon’s faction, known as the Rabbits.  Pendergast owned a concrete company and got the City of Kansas City to pay him to pave Brush Creek, a creek running through Kansas City, and the only creek in the nation that was paved.   
    There were hardly any Republicans in Jackson County, and the Democratic voters were known as either Rabbits or Goats.  Pendergast would buy the loafers vote with a half pint of whiskey, and then buy the poor peoples’ vote with some food and by having county workers drive around with truckloads of coal to shovel in their coal bin.  Since Harry Truman was Eastern Judge of Jackson County, and a Goat, my dad almost always voted with the Pendergast faction.  Our Democratic Committeeman, who was also the road overseer would come by before every election and hand my dad a sample ballot and tell him “This is how we are voting this election” and then he would say, “Looks like you could use some gravel”. The next day county trucks would be spreading gravel on our driveway. 
    They do it differently now, but they still buy our votes.  Obama spent almost $20 on every vote he received.  Claire spent about $12, Nixon spent $6, and even our State Representative candidate in Lafayette County who lost spent $10 for every vote he received.  I figure all the Democratic candidates spent about $60 for my vote.  The next election, I’m going to write a letter to the State and National Democratic Committees and tell them since I always vote Democrat to spend a little less on their television advertising and just send me a check.
Jack can be reached at PO Box 40, Oak Grove, MO 64075, or jackremembers@aol.com.  Visit www.jackremembers.com

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