Grab your tool belts and a splash of humor because Dale and Teresa (Staton) Winemiller are hitting the half-century mark of wedded wonder! They've been married since disco was cool, and bell-bottoms were all the rage – December 21, 1973, to be exact.
These two lovebirds, Dale and Teresa, are the architects of a family empire, raising not one, but two awesome daughters, Lucretia (married to Shawn, who may or may not be the unofficial family comedian) and Andrea (married to Jason, the guy who insists on wearing sandals in the dead of winter). And as if that wasn't enough, they've been showered with four fabulous grandkids: Mikala, Allie, Jack, and Brady. It's like they won the lottery of family life, with the jackpot being laughter and a constant supply of homemade cookies.
Now, let's talk about retirement. Most folks retire to take it easy, but not Dale and Teresa. These two rebels decided to kick back in Rolla and turn it into their personal playground of DIY dreams. Rumor has it, they've remodeled more houses than an episode of HGTV, and if you need something painted on a budget, they're your go-to couple. Forget about one saw – they've got a whole toolbox orchestra!
And who says retirement is all about sitting on rocking chairs? Certainly not this dynamic duo. Dale and Teresa have been on more adventures than Indiana Jones, and their favorite pastime is watching their grandkids grow up. They've mastered the art of not sitting still, whether it's chasing after runaway paint rollers or perfecting the ancient art of dodging hammers.
So, if you want to join in the celebration of their golden anniversary, forget the flowers – send them a card at 1500 Timberlane Court, Rolla, MO 65401. And who knows, they might even remodel your mailbox while they're at it! Cheers to Dale and Teresa, the rulers of Rolla and the reigning champs of marital mischief!
–Submitted by Lucretia Eaton
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