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Friday, December 31, 2010
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
David Baird new prosecuting attorney for Worth County
Gov. Jay Nixon today appointed David A. Baird, of Maryville, as the new prosecuting attorney for Worth County; the appointment is effective Jan. 1. A vacancy for that position would have occurred on Jan. 1 because no candidates for prosecuting attorney appeared on the ballot for the November elections in Worth County.
Baird, a Democrat, is the outgoing prosecuting attorney for Nodaway County, a position he has held since 1981. He currently is the vice-president of the Missouri Association of Prosecuting Attorneys. Before the prosecuting attorney position in Nodaway County became full-time in 2006, Baird also operated a private law practice in Maryville from 1981 to 2006. He has served as an adjunct instructor of business law at Northwest Missouri State University since 1982. Baird received his undergraduate degree from the University of Notre Dame and his law degree from the University of Missouri School of Law.
David Baird will replace John Young, who was appointed by Governor Roy Blunt four years ago.
Cut to the Chase: Mincemeat Madness
MINCEMEAT MADNESS
By Denny Banister
It all started the day after Christmas. At first the symptoms were mild – insomnia that night followed by slight body tremors in the morning combined with lethargy and restlessness. I had difficulty thinking clearly and a decreased attention span. I was irritable and nervous.
I told my wife about my symptoms, but she said she had not noticed anything out of the norm for me. “Thanks for the insight, dear.” How is it we’ve remained married 46 years? Next, I noticed the heart palpitations.
I looked up my symptoms on a medical internet site and found they were similar to a malady called the DTs. The DTs, or delirium tremens, are suffered by alcoholics who, after a long period of heavy alcohol consumption, suddenly quit drinking. That ruled me out since I had not quit drinking.
“Hey, guess what I found in the cupboard,” my wife asked. “Another mincemeat pie,” she answered before I could fire back a wisecrack disguised as a guess. I could not believe there was a whole mince pie I missed – I thought I ate the last of the mince pie with whipped cream (we ran out of ice cream) just before we went to bed.
Thinking back on it, about all I had to eat the whole day on Christmas was mincemeat pie. I had mince pie with coffee and ice cream for breakfast, mince pie with milk and ice cream for lunch, and mince pie with eggnog and ice cream for dinner.
It would be an exaggeration to suggest mince pie was all I had to eat on Christmas Day, of course. There are certain things I eat every Christmas, and I ate them between my mincemeat meals. There was the box of chocolate covered cherries, the box of peanut brittle and something else – oh, yeah, the fruitcake.
It could have been worse, but my kids are no longer at home so I could not raid their Christmas stockings for candy canes and Cracker Jacks. Wait, Cracker Jacks – I ate that Christmas Day too from a big can loaded with three kinds of popcorn. I left the cheddar third and butter-flavored third for my wife. Hey, that’s just the kind of guy I am, I’m not inconsiderate – but I ate the third sweetened with caramel.
My wife brought me a piece of the mince pie she discovered and I ate it faster than our dog can swallow a meatball that bounced from my plate to the dining room floor. That’s when I noticed my body tremors, irritability nervousness and other symptoms of the DTs were gone.
It did not take a doctor to determine the diagnosis – I was suffering from a sudden lack of sugar. Yes, I was in full mincemeat pie withdrawal, and it wasn’t pretty. I realized I was hooked, and started to panic. The stores would not be stocking mince pies on their shelves again until the next holiday season.
There was no way I could make the remainder of the final mince pie last 11 months, so I ate the rest of the pie and headed to the car. I had to get to all the grocery stores and buy the last of the mince pies before their shelves were emptied. I also needed to stop by the appliance store – we were going to need a bigger freezer. That works out nicely since I had yet to get my wife her Christmas present.
(Denny Banister, of Jefferson City, Mo., is the assistant director of public affairs for the Missouri Farm Bureau, the state’s largest farm organization.)
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Jack Remembers: Most Memorable
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Kate, that was really my most memorable Christmas Eve.
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Friday, December 24, 2010
Rebooting State Government
Missourians will have another opportunity to share their ideas on how best to reboot Missouri state government. Senate Leader-elect Robert N. Mayer, R-Dexter, today announced that he plans to devote the beginning weeks of the 2011 legislative session that begins Jan. 5, to host working groups of lawmakers to examine the public’s ideas on how to better manage state government. Missourians can submit their ideas through the Rebooting Government link on the Missouri Senate website (www.senate.mo.gov). More than 3,000 Missourians participated in a similar effort in March.
“While Missouri is in better shape than most states, we are still facing an on-going budget shortfall meaning we must continue to find ways to do more with less – just like every Missouri family is sacrificing and doing,” Mayer said. “We welcome every idea citizens have to offer to how to make government work better for them and at a lower cost to them – the taxpayer.”
Mayer said the Senate took the lead last session in an effort to identify ways to make government more efficient. He said the Senate will continue with that effort with working groups examining every idea submitted and making cost-saving recommendations during the opening weeks of session.
“We must find common-sense solutions to address this on-going budget situation and a big part of that is to consider every possible way to make government smaller and more efficient – whether that is through more control, alterations or deletions,” Mayer said. “This is an opportunity for Missourians to tell us about their experiences – good or bad – with state government and how we can improve. We welcome and value your ideas.”
Mayer noted every idea would be considered. He said Missouri’s budget situation creates an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly examine and reshape every aspect of state government in order to set Missouri on a sustainable, long-term path for the future.
Missourians can submit their ideas by visiting the Senate’s website (www.senate.mo.gov) and clicking on the Rebooting Government logo. Submissions may be anonymous. Senate President Pro Tem Charlie Shields, R- St. Joseph, initiated the Rebooting Government effort last spring. The feature will be available on the Senate website through the 2011 legislative session.
Cut to the Chase: Getting serious about New Year's resolutions; really serious
GETTING SERIOUS ABOUT NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS, REALLY SERIOUS
By Denny Banister
It’s that time of year again; time to decide if we are going to make any resolutions to change our lives in the coming year and, if so, just what we will resolve. The majority of resolutions seem to center around losing weight, eating better and getting exercise.
People load their gifts of ‘generous-sized’ clothing into the car and take them to the department store to exchange them. Obviously these new clothing items will not fit for long as the weight falls off, so they exchange the clothing for things like digital scales and cookbooks containing healthy recipes.
YMCAs nationwide have a surge of overcrowding the first few weeks of each new year, and then taper off to where most using the facilities are the regulars. After weeks of selling extra candy, liquor, pies, cookies, and seasonal diet-busters like egg-nog and fruitcake, January 1st brings surges to grocery store fresh produce aisles.
Most of us know how easy it is to make a resolution and how difficult it is to keep a resolution. What if you had five or six hundred resolutions to try to keep? As hard as it is to conceive, that is exactly what happens to Farm Bureau every year.
Hundreds of resolution suggestions pour into the Missouri Farm Bureau Statewide Resolutions Committee each year, dealing with a huge gamut of issues affecting members statewide. The committee works to combine similar resolutions, carefully wording each in order to cover the intent of all of the suggestions.
These resolutions are then debated by approximately 600 farmer and rancher voting delegates from every county in the state and, following amendments and wording changes, the resolutions face a vote by the assembly to determine if they will be included in Farm Bureau’s policy book for the upcoming year. These are not resolutions made on a whim, but instead they are very carefully created and receive fair consideration before the final vote.
To make sure we don’t forget our resolutions, they are printed in the farm organization’s policy book word-for-word as approved by the voting delegates. This policy book is distributed widely to employees of Missouri Farm Bureau who will work to make the resolutions become reality, and to state legislators and members of the Missouri congressional delegation so they know exactly how we feel about a very wide range of issues.
Like nearly everyone else, we may individually fail to keep our personal resolutions to lose weight, eat better and exercise, but as an organization we in the Missouri Farm Bureau take our resolutions very seriously.
Happy New Year from the farmers and ranchers of the Missouri Farm Bureau.
(Denny Banister, of Jefferson City, Mo., is the assistant director of public affairs for the Missouri Farm Bureau, the state’s largest farm organization.)
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